This is pretty random, but here’s some awful subtitles used in real (probably Kung Fu) Hong Kong movies.  My favorites are:

• I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
• A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
• You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
• Beat him out of recognizable shape!
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?