Every weekend, thousands of looky-loos pour into the massive showroom to use the displays. Some hop into bed, slide under the covers and sneak a nap; others bring cameras and pose with the decor. Families while away the afternoon in the store for no other reason than to enjoy the air conditioning.

Purchasing anything at Yi Jia, as the store is called here, can seem like an afterthought. “It’s the only big store in Beijing where a security guard doesn’t stop you from taking a picture,” said Jing Bo, 30, who was looking for promising backdrops for a photograph of his girlfriend.

In the IKEA at the West Edmonton Mall in Canada I fondly recall a ball playpen where children could be left unattended (well supervised by IKEA personnel) until their parents returned from shopping. In China, IKEA itself is the playground.

A Sky story Olympic Fireworks Faked For TV indicates that the CG fireworks were only shown to TV viewers for a limited 25-30s segment, and only internationally. The NBC footage, shot live, shows the actual fireworks that were simultaneously occurring:

The global television audience of more than three billion people watched in amazement as a series of giant footprints outlined in fireworks proceeded through the night sky from Tiananmen Square to the Bird’s Nest stadium – except they were watching a computer animation. Even the giant television screens within the stadium itself broadcast the fake images.

The dupe was revealed by China’s Beijing Times. Speaking to the paper, the man responsible for the animation said he was pleased with the result. “Seeing how it worked out, it was still a bit too bright compared to the actual fireworks,” Gao Xiaolong told the newspaper. “But most of the audience thought it was filmed live – so that was mission accomplished.”

Next, we read how the Beijing Olympics committee used a 9 year old body double (Lin Miaoke) to lipsync Ode to the Motherland, which was actually sung by 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who wasn’t cute enough for the ceremony itself:

“The national interest requires that the girl should have good looks and a good grasp of the song and look good on screen,” Chen said. “Lin Miaoke was the best in this. And Yang Peiyi’s voice was the most outstanding.”

During a live rehearsal soon before the ceremony, the Politburo member said Miaoke’s voice “must change,” Chen said in the radio interview. He didn’t name the official. So Peiyi’s voice was matched with Miaoke’s face. “We had to make that choice. It was fair both for Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi,” Chen told Beijing Radio. “We combined the perfect voice and the perfect performance.”

Poor Yang Peiyi, she must feel quite let down to not actually get to perform the song she sung for the opening ceremony. Besides the fireworks, song, there’s also a nice BSOD (yay Windows) that must have embarassed Bill Gates (who attended the games), and empty stadiums, in spite of officially having sold out all the events.

Still, the games appear to be an ongoing success. I can attest, watching the olympics opening myself, in spite of whatever technical tweaks Beijing pulled to get it to work smoothly, it felt natural, genuine, and honest. I personally enjoyed it–like good magic, you really don’t want to know what nuts and bolts made the trick. Just sit back and continue to let the Beijing 2008 experience take you away!

He most likely decided in 2007 to stop dying his hair black and let the gray show through. The last photo is much larger and shows his face more clearly so the comparison to the others should be made with caution.

This is one part cute and one part sad to watch this Japanese newscaster go from black hair to grey. It’s amazing how much older he looks accented by that hair; note his face changes very little.

“Maybe you can live on the moon in next century” [src]

I feel sorry for the child that’s produced by these Viagra-powered sperm, because the female-genome of that poor egg looks like it’s being completely pummeled. The ad is almost like Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex, that hilarious thought-experiment of a Superman-Lana union.

However, a Chinese couple who wanted to do so ran afoul of 国家语委, the national language commission. Chinese last names, recently expanded to four characters, have the unique problem of having 129 of 23,000 surnames accounting for 87% of the population.

It also stars Steph Song who has a change of adding a bit of romance to an otherwise formulaic (BUT OMG JET LI) action movie.

Girl #1: So, was he at least hot?
Girl #2: No! He was Chinese!

How unfortunate.  His date, and the stereotype.

The Chinese reads something like “Even if the world turns dust, I still believe in music” and features images from the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks. The singer is the lead of a group called Mayday.

Comments range from the intellectually absurd–”Snide nihilism is now officially my favorite phrase of this decade. thank you”–to the average American–”A-Holes anyway…. Zero respect to the victims. Period.”

Since this is marketed at an all-Chinese audience, my guess is the advertising firm simply ripped off the WTC rubble images without thinking about a possible emotional connection.  This isn’t “disruptive advertising” like Microsoft’s Zune Orgasm, or Sony’s Racially Charged PSP ads.  It’s just a bit of overreaction and repurposing.

Derek, Derek, Derek darling, how can you expect to have an iron rice bowl or a solid future if you cannot spell? “There’s no point in lambasting the Government for making our society one that is, I quote, ‘far too survival of the fittest…’ If uncertainty of success offends you so much, you will certainly be poor and miserable. [...] Get out of my elite uncaring face.

Her father, Wee Siew Kim, is a wealthy worker for a multinational corporation in Singapore.

The problem? Elitism. And, the blogosphere in Asia reacted negatively.

Update:  For a cartoon series detailing the problems with Wee Shu Min, see The Adventures of Elite Girl. I am personally indifferent.