Asia Blog: China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam

President Bush tugged at both handles on the double doors before admitting: “I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn’t work.”

The pirated subtitled Chinese star wars ep. III is somewhat amusing:

Read more at winterson.com…

This post is really quite silly, and not related to things “asian” at all, but I was reading the Tokyo Times’ ludicrous loaf and immediately thought of:

Ludacris Loaf. Yes, it could get worse…

I came across these at Slope Day today, where they were doing airbrushed tattoos. My girlfriend tells me they’re nowhere close to correct:

This is just perfect for hanzismatter!

Danwei points out an interesting bit of plagiarism by Xinhua news, which published an article called “Sexy American teachers make students concentrate” based on a Weekly World News (Sketchy Tabloid) story titled “School orders teachers to dress sexy“!

Strangely, the picture they publish is even more scandalous than the original article. I suppose Xinhua wants to make Americans out as sex-crazed animals, even in their institutions of elementary learning. Come on–kids don’t need sex in their school.

And … if anyone going to make up a story, please do not use a completely disreputable source like WWN.